if I could have sex with any food it would be pizza.
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that.
Do not rewrite history with me. I will cut you.
if I could be any animal, I’d be a griffin.
every year, we consume over 7,000 gallons of Slurpee. that’s enough to fill 12 Olympic-sized swimming pools.
—but now you’re imagining swimming in Slurpee, aren’t you? … and that, my Tumbles, is how fortunes are made. 💸